So its finally here! it’s been a while but the official spoof video to “99 Problems But My Beard Ain’t One” Check it out below. I’ve included the lyrics so you can sing along!! Thanks to all those involved, the T-shirts will be on sale soon and you can check them out on the official website 99problemsbutmybeardaintone.com – officially unofficially the longest website name!!

99 Problems But My Beard Ain’t One is a spoof of Jay-Z’s 99 Problems. No copyright infringement intended. Hyde & Sikh Films
Lyrics and composition by Hyde Panaser
Filmed & Edited by Darshan Sanghrajka
Also featuring
Jazz Singh
Andeep Lota
Priya Debasia
Haps Dhand

Thank you to Kiran Lota and Indy Baja and also The Clubhouse, Ruislip. www.middlesexstadium.com

Lyrics

If you having shaving rash, I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one!

I got a beard that flows and thats how grows,
Girls that want to touch it when I’m out at my shows,
People that critique, cos they think they knows,
Shut the hell up stupid, thats not how it goes!
What kinda tips do you think are those?!
It be growing thick and it can hold up a comb.
I grew up a Punjabi so I’m loud on the phone
I’m growing out a badass fro’, minus the rows
I’ma let it loose, let it hang to my toes,
Fingers through my folds as I sit on my throne
You go to ask first before you stroking my fur
Don’t touch without permission, you don’t want to go thur!
A lion in Singh’s clothing, so this is my mane,
I’m not cutting it no more, ah, are you insane!?
This is how I stroll, cos I don’t need to run,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one! ye get meh!

99 problem but my beard ain’t one,
If you having shaving rash I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one! ye get meh!

Now once upon a time, not too long ago,
I decided that I wanted to let my beard grow,
It didn’t seem a problem as it began to show,
some people asked some questions cos they wanted to know!
I had a couple choices bout what I should do,
ask they starting asking, what brand of shampoo I use.
I laughed along, I didn’t want to seem rude,
but the truth of the matter it was Tesco value!
“Come on now, are you gonna tell us the name”
If you tell me what you use I will tell you the same!
“Do you wash it everyday, how do you get it to stay?!”
It’s attached to my face, it ain’t running away!
“Can i touch it, is that gonna be ok?”
sure, as long as I can stroke you with my face!
“You should tie it up, keep it out of the way,
do you think it makes you funny, is that what you say?”
Oh come on, I was just born that way,
I was raised by a queen but that don’t make me gay!
“How rude, your mum know you talk like that?!”
ha, who do you think taught me how to speak it back?!
So if you don’t like my answers I won’t keep it clean,
how many questions do you have about my beauty regime?!
This conversation, ah, it seems to be done,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one! ye get meh!

99 problem but my beard ain’t one,
If you having shaving rash I feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one! ye get meh!

So basically, I’m just tryna, like explain to you yeh,
I dunno if you get me, ye get meh
Hold on, let me explain to you…

If you see on the street and you cross the road,
YOU GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT HIS BEARD AIN’T ONE!
If you try to touch my beard, even though I said NO!
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT MY BEARD AIN’T ONE!
If she call herself a Kaur but she don’t like the hair
SHE GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT HIS BEARD AIN’T ONE!
If i walk up on the train and all you can do is stare
I GOT 99 PROBLEMS BUT MY BEARD AIN’T ONE!

Yeh so, thats what I’m tryna say innit!
Its just my beard and turban bruv,
they be weapons of mass devotion n ting!
No need to worry bout, no need to worry bout
Its all supposed to be there, ye get meh.
Just worry bout the bigger tings, you know like the tings, dem tings
Like the other tings, ye get meh
DON’T WATCH THAT!

0 37