So people, it’s on its way… here is the new offering. Please listen, like, share, sing a long with the lyrics below – the official video will be coming soon. If you still want to be a a part of it then email hello@hydepanaser.com

Lyrics by Hyde Panaser

[Verse 1=”One” ]
I got a beard that grows and thats how it flows
Girls that wanna touch it when i’m out at my shows
People that critique cos they think they knows
Hey shut the hell up stupid thats not how it goes!
What kind of tips do you think are those,
It be growing thick and it can hold up a comb,
I grew up a punjabi so i’m loud on the phone
I’m growing out a badass ‘fro minus the rows!
I’ma let it loose, let it hang to my toes
Fingers through my folds as i sit on my throne
You gotta ask first before you strokin my fur
Don’t touch without permission, you don’t wanna go thur
A Lion in Singhs clothing so this is my mane
I’m not cutting it no more, ahhh you insane?!
This is how i stroll cos i don’t need to run
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one
You Get Meh!

[Chorus]
99 problems but my beard ain’t one
If you having shaving rash i feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one
You Get Meh!

[Verse 1=”Two” ]
Now once a upon a time not too long ago,
I decided that i wanted to let my beard grow
It didn’t seem a problem as it began to show,
Some people asked questions cos they wanted to know,
I had a couple choices about what i should do,
As they started asking what brand of shampoo I use,
I laughed along I didn’t wanna seem rude,
But the truth of the matter it was Tesco Value! What?!
“Come on now are you gonna just tell us the name”
If you tell me what you use I will tell you the same
“Do you wash it everyday, how’d you get it to stay?”,
It’s attached to my face, it not running away,
“Can I touch it, is that gonna be ok?”
Sure, as long as I can I stroke you with my face
“You should tie it up and keep it out of the way
Do you think it makes you funny, is that what you say?”

Ah come on, I was just born that way!
I was raised by a Queen, but that don’t make me a gay!
“How rude, your mum know you talk like that?”
Who do you think taught me how to speak it back,
So if you don’t like my answers i won’t keep it clean
How many questions do you have about my beauty regime
This conversation oh it seems to be done,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one!
You Get Meh!

[Chorus]
99 problems but my beard ain’t one
If you having shaving rash i feel bad for you son,
I got 99 problems but my beard ain’t one
Get Meh!

[Verse 1=”3″ ]
So basically I’m just tryin like explain to an dat yeh?
I dunno if you get meh, you get meh?
Hold let me explain to you

If you see me on the street and you cross the road
You got 99 problems but his beard aint one

If you try to touch my face even though I said no
I got 99 problems but my beard aint one

If she call herself a Kaur but she don’t like the hair
She got 99 problems but his beard aint one

If I walk up on the train all you can do is stare
I got 99 problems but my beard aint one

Yeh so thats what I’m trying to say innit
It’s just my beard and my turban bruv,
They be weapons of mass devotion an ting.
No need to worry bout it, No need to worry bout it
Its all supposed to be there, you get meh.
Just worry bout da bigger tings. you know like the tings
Dem tings, like the other tings. don’t watch dat

 


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