Yes that’s right, I’ve become an uncle for the first time in all my 29 years! I’m glad it wasn’t a baby girl as I didn’t fancy  becoming an auntie (boom boom!). The new member of my family was born on 12th September, 8lbs (the fat git) and with a full head of hair. It’s the only time in my life I’ve genuinely been happy a woman telling me she is pregnant, knowing full well the baby can not be mine! I will have pictures coming soon… right now he just eats, sleeps and shits, not much is gonna change as he grows up. But can you imagine having me for an uncle, still, at least I’m not one of those pervy ones in the clubs.

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