Well hello people!

It may be chilly outside but inside we are getting HOT HOT HOT! Some of you may have noticed my twitter and facebook displaying a number of tweets and updates with #99problemsbutmybeardaintone, well now it’s your turn to get involved. In the next few weeks, I am looking for a number of people to feature in a new video which will spoof the original Jay-Z track.

So lets do this! All you need to do to be in this video is send an email to hello@hydepanaser.com with the subject “99problems”. Please include your contact details and a current face picture. Currently you need to be available for Saturday May 25th 2013 in Ruislip, timings will be given to you nearer the date if you are selected. Places are limited and will be given on the basis of suitability and first come, first serve.


Male or Female (Although female places are very limited)

Over 18

Facial hair is a bonus but not essential

Ability to learn lines


That’s it! Here’s the audio, so start sending your stuff in and get on the list!